An Unauthorized (and Hilariously Inaccurate) Book Trailer for Don't Touch

Some of my goofy theater friends got together for a Memorial Day BBQ and managed to sneakily film this in my presence without me catching on. Victoria R. Golden asked these nuts what they thought my book was about--and a few even came close.

For the record, Don't Touch is definitely not about:

1. magical powers
2. superpowers
3. genetic sticky-skin defects
4. a galactically imperialistic female president with genocidal tendencies
5. katanas
6. leprosy
7. hobbits
8. vampires
9. crime-fighting mummies
10. teenage natural history enthusiasts
11. fried chicken
12. Lithuania
13. Mega Man
14. Romeo & Juliet

Though it may include:

1. a discussion of superpowers
2. gloves (albeit not lace ones)
3. theater as an outlet to let "feelings out into society"
4. a crush on a boy in a play
5. a gay teen (though not one who has problems with touching)
6. a reference to time travel
7. love
8. fighting
9. Alabama
10. coming of age
11. divorce
12. OCD
13. Shakespeare
14. moving, world-changing genius (according to my excellent friends who have not yet read the book)